WHAT HAPPENED HERE

At TIWWI Presents: NIGHT LIGHTS, A Party Benefiting 826LA

Guests were invited to hypothesize what they believe transpired in a room after a scene had occurred. With only decorations and props as their clues, imaginations ran pretty wild.

HYPOTHESES!

*As written word for word per guest...

- Very bad things happened hereàAnd then an angel lost its wings

- Chekhov

- Cheating in a card game…the bird is squawking at the cheater…poison...the call came too late

- REDRUM

- They all killed themselves because they were drinking terrible sake.

- KILLED HERSELF (over a man)

- LOVE in myriad forms…

- A student painter couldn’t decide which still life to use…

- Mrs. Peacock in the game room with a revolver and they were all drunk on sake!

- I know! I know! Somebody DIED!

- Noose

- Silent auction gone terribly awry!

- Dear Ryan,           
All of the people want to know what happened.
Unfortunately I can not tell, because if I do all will be revealed about your secret relationship.  What to do???
                                    Love,
                                    Your ******?*****player ******?******

- I lost it all in that game.

- An angle & demon were playing cards.  Got way too drunk and decided to order dinner but got distracted.

- I think there was an awkward conversation or something.  Or maybe people left the room after saying long goodbye’s and then realized they were parked in the same place.  AKWARD.

- After robbing a sake bar in the rain, the vegetarian ate an apple and called the cookbook publisher to complain about the offensive recipe.  Then realizing no one would love here (this knowledge gained from the berating form the publisher) she wrote her last note to the world in make baroque picture frames.
            The End

- Russian Roulette w/o the Russians.  Healthy eaters getting some bad news, & a GREAT COOK =)

- Shit got really fukt up……blame it on the alcohol……

- A Schitsophrenic decorator recreated her conspiracy theory.  This is hard evidence right here, man.
Magic Music

- It was a dreamy December night.  Charlotte was again ruminating about her ability to successfully cook her Christmas Eve roast and was seeking advice on the phone from her ever helpful friend, Penny.
            Her husband Bill and his friends were playing poker in the game room, when suddenly a fight broke out among the men!
            George pulled his pistol, then Bill and one was killed instantly.  At the sound of the gunshot, Charlotte instantly dropped the phone, spilled the vile of vinegar, tripped and fell and the roast, which had been sitting on the counter, flew up to the plumbing pipe near the ceiling.
            When they tried to sell the house, the petrified meat could never be removed.  Now it stands as a piece of art.  MEAT ART!

- DRINKING+DECORATING

- What I think happened: a story by Jesse Grant
            What I really, really, think happened is that there were 4 ghosts playing poker…oh wait…”ghosts?” you say…let me explain.  Many, many years ago there existed 4 brothers; Edgar, Romeo, Buck, and Tito.  One blissfully October day they received a phone call from Lincoln Medical Nursing Home informing them that payment was due on their parents residence.  Broke because their idea for a “microwavable ice cream sandwich” had cost them their entire life savings…wait…my friends left a long time ago…I need to jet…

- A séance…with a bunch of ghost hunters…one of which fell in love…with a hot ghost…who left a note on a mirror for him…& said that the only way they can be together…is if he killed himself…but in the end…he became a *******?******  ****?**** telling the ghost to f* off….

- Two angry Asians took it outside after pocket aces but they forgot their guns & hugged it out.

- I believe this was a classic case of card game in old-timey San Francisco between railroad workers and the landed gentry.  As was typically the case, the game was interrupted by an oil rush.

- It’s a scene from Sukiyaki Western Django…uggh *shudder, shudder, shudder!*

- My mom let me have a slumber party and…

- Someone drunk on sake decided to put a few guns on the table.

- I pretended to have a beer so my boyfriend wouldn’t feel like an alcoholic.

- An abandoned card game turned into an old school whiskey shot game where the participants recalled their past loves and lusts.

- FUN!

- Poker game with politicians!

- After the bank failure, the Croton-Findlays were forced to sell of all their art, book collections, even some or their furniture.  Mr. Croton-Findlay committed suicide after losing the deed to his beloved Bentley in a game of poker.  The matriarchal, Mrs. Croton-Findlay, was left to drink herself into a stupor in the near empty house with what remained in the wine cellar (mostly sake they couldn’t sell from one of Mr. Croton-Findlay’s last art-buying trips to Japan).

- MURDER

- Mrs. Peacock with the candle stick.  She killed the singing telegram.

- Just another Saturday night in LA.

- Two goats, one elf, and romance (but not sexual)

- In what was formally Siam (now Burma), a high-stakes card game ensued.  The Prize: the beautiful princess, named Angel , & her magical parrot.

- Between a wing & a bullet.  This is a dangerous lover of air and a violent lover of anything metal.  When he killed himself I found a photo cradled in his hand of a bird and a handgun making love.  Bless you, dear…you never had a chance.—XOXA

- I’m not really sure, but fuck it, right!?!?

- As soon as the poison apple touched her lips, Snow White was subjected to the formation of three alter-egos…an amputee hooker, a stuttering dwarf with a club foot, and George W. Bush before the cocaine.
She then engaged in a game of strip-poker with herself, and won.  George W. was pissed and challenged her to a duel. In the heat of the moment he pulled the trigger, and Snow White ate shit.

- Some people don’t have Jesus.

- Hookers, alcohol, and gambling—bad combo!!!

- Japanese cowboys at a poker game got in a fight vis-à-vis “card sharking,” so one of them killed the other and his bird and poisoned his apple, with that dude was all about eating

- The shop had abandoned because of the fight between William & Michael; the dispute passed its 15yr mark & no one could see any end in sight.  But Katrina missed her angel wings; and David, his gun…so, one night in a fit of mischief, independent of one another, they broke into this nook and that’s how Adrian was conceived; your father was born.

- Somebody set up a crime scene & and made the guests figure out what happened!  Where do I collect the prize.

- There was a Tranny dance party!

- In your eyes, it is being written oh darling.  To DA